Friday, August 21, 2009

The Shock Theropy...!!

Life is full of the shock. Some of them can cause mentally retardation while some of them can recover you from mentally retardation. Hmmm… Don’t get amuse that here I’m gonna talk about the mental problem, which we’ve to face after shock. No way, How can a mentally retarded can talk about it. Welllll... But these shocks are very interesting. As an example take electric shock. The electric shock is given to that person who’s already suffering from another type of mental shock. The shock vs shock. But some persons like me cant even recover after the high voltage electric shock. All depends on the brain you’ve got. Now take another type of shock which is caused by an earth quake, which can measure in the single digit but can shock thousands of people in seconds and then like it is not satisfied after that huge shock it will send “after shocks”. Now for what the hell this “after shocks”? Isn’t that havoc is enough to ruin us? huh? But no, earth quake is still laughing inside and keep sending us aftershocks. okay. Enough heavy stuffs. Well lets talk about the routine shocks, we used to get in daily life which are safe and pleasurable. Have you ever feel the “yeah that’s really great” and “what the hell is this ?” and “its not possible” and ”this is the only dream” type of feelings at the same time? huh?You slap your face and try to figure out whether you’re dreaming or the stuff which is going on is real? huh? Here comes the real type of shock which you cant defined in anyway. yeah, It was my 10thstandard and I moved to new school name B.V.M.S.H.S. This is the name which we are used to call in public. But the full name is different. After reading it you’ll wish to kill me or to that person who has found it. The real name: SHRI BHARTIYA VIDHYAMANDAL SANCHALIT SHRI G.J BHAKTA, SHRI M.K. BHAKTA,SHRI L.G. DESAI, SMT B.L. DESAI HIGHER SECONDARY SCHOOL. Yeah, Still look at the names in italic, full name of persons are not written. Otherwise you can imagine the length. And the most interesting part is that I realize this is the real name of my school at that time when finally I completed my school and got my leaving certificate. Otherwise I never knew the real name. yeah, it was a little SHOCK at that time. okay. So i was talkin about my 10th standard. Now after the 3 months the first exam arrived. I was quit shy and refugee type of person at that time. Even I didn’t know the total strength of the class or I was not able to recognize the face whether it is belonged to my class or from other. I was like an alien. But after a week of an exam the result came up. Probably another time for the SHOCKS. Results are always made for SHOCKS. Isn't it? In the very first period of English, our class teacher entered with a bunch of supplementary. Then sir announced, “this time in English, there’s tie. 2 person has top with 94 marks”. And the boys started to shout the name of their favourite student and they started to bet for that. Stupid fellows should try in casino. Their brain starts to work at something only if it is on the bet. At that time there was four topper in our class. Chintan, Zinal, Nirmal, Hitesh. The four furious. They all were first bencher. And I used to go early to save my place at the last bench. Some were shouting for Chintan while some for Hitesh and Nirmal. Of course girls were supporting their only candidate Zinal. Sir started to call up the marks roll no. wise. And roll no. came up of Zinal. With no surprise, sir announced that Zinal got 94. Screams of the girls. I don’t know why girls used to scream. Cant they find another ways to express their happiness or sorrow rather than screaming? huh? Still I wake up in the night when used to hear their scream in my dreams. She was also not surprised like she has put up those marks with her handwriting. The list of roll no. goes on. My number arrived. ”roll no. 18 ,here’s the another surprise for everyone. PRATIK....with 94”. Sir announced like a reporter on BBC and yeah class also took that thing as a BREAKING NEWS. Wooophhhh....suddenly 3 hands of clock stops to move for me. It was a strange silence like a horror movie. ”koi mar gaya kya?”. I didn’t able to believe this thing. I stood up. Still it was silence. Now here comes the awkward moment for me. Probably 64*2 = 128 eyes were staring at me at the same time. I was never been in this much stares of public at same time. I didn’t know what i was feeling. Whether I was glad or whether I was nervous. But the only one thing was sure. It’s a purely a SHOCK. I went up to the desk. Still it was silence and i can hear my foot steps. sir gave me my supplementary. I started to go at my place. I looked at zinal from corner of my right eye. I saw typical and strange type of expression on her face. Like she was thinking that "when this boy has taken admission in my class?" Typical girl you know. Still i was facing that strange silence and 128 stares. When i reached at my place, i was staring at the marks. Sir was giving appreciation for my marks but i was not paying attention. I don’t know what he said. And suddenly I put in the rows of that four rankers. Everyone was demanding my supplementary for the quick look. Everyone wanted to know which way a refugee used to write. I scanned my supplementary and gave it to others. Still i was in a SHOCK. Is it real that I got highest marks for the first time in my life? Finally I made it. I was smirking. And that day I was the talk of a day. In very next period our science teacher entered. Another time for the SHOCK. As per routine, sir asks “can any one guess who’s the topper?”. And here’s once again the SHOCK for me. The back benchers started to scream my name...pratik..pratik..pratik..like I was idol for him. BACKBENCHER IDOL. A suddenly new born HERO for them. Sir was looking at me with same expression as ZINAL, "Who's this Pratik?". I jumped and tried to stop them. I was feeling embarrassment and gladness at the same time. Because sachin can’t hit century in every match. I knew that my science paper gone poor. I cant be topper this time. And of course i was not. With this amazing, pleasurable, unexpected SHOCK day ended. I was going to my aunt’s home with my cousin because I used to live there in my 10th standard. My family has shifted me there because they thought I was too poor in my study and might be I’ll improve if I used to live at my aunt’s home. When i reached at home, without open up my shoe lease I announced my result. And my aunt’s jaw dropped down and eyes got widen at maximum. She was so happy. And of course SHOCKED . Don't know how many times she asked that " Are you kidding? Are you joking? Are you making me fool ?". I was just smiling and more smiling. yeah, that was the probably first SHOCK i got in my life. okay. I know you’re bored now, after listening my own trumpet, and probably SHOCKED that for what the hell pratik has written this post? he he he.. You must be thinking that what’s the big deal if anyone used to get highest marks?Everyone used to get. Nothing new in it. Yeah I’m agree with you. Not 100% but 110%. That's me, a typical pratik. In last just try to figure out how many times you’ve got such ordinary shocks and its extra ordinary effects...

THE SHOCK THEROPY ENDED NOW...ENJOY..!!